Hi my name is Britney.
I've just been watching "My Name is Earl" and thought how seeing as Earl has been a bad person for most of his life, he's got nothing and now he's trying to make up for it, i'd do the opposite.

I've been given plenty of things in my life, opportunity, money, freedom, Justin Timberlake. I'm going to make a list that will PISS OFF Karam, and do a anti-good list

1. Drink like a fish
2. Snorth like a fish, trying to breath through a straw
3. Loose custody of my kids to another mentalist like myself.
4. Shave my pubes and flash my muff to the paps
5. Shave my head and flash my baldy bonce to the paps
6. Crash my car, and cause I was high on cleaning fluid escape the scene of the crime.
7. Crash into a paparatzis car (oh no thats a good thing)
8. Spend some time in prison
9. Fluff my lines at a concert that flok have paid money to see
10. Tattoo both my buttocks with flaming hells angle wings
11. Grow several more chins
12. Poo in front of the paps


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