Who the fuck do you think you are?! You're paid to print shit but oh no, you fuck about jamming up and running out of ink or paper. You're a high maintenance, ugly bastard.

You're replacable you know. All those threats about me buying that HP that's on offer at Costco wasn't just talk you fucker.

If you continue to cost more to run than a small African country then you're out of here.

jixi