Is it meant to be some sort of status symbol.
Oh look at me everyone, I\'ve got lots of keys on my keyring.
Aren\'t I special.
NO YOUR A CUNT.
Oh well, theres still time to change your ways, and you might even get a girl firend using these useful tips.
TIPS
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1. Throw away the keys you don\'t need
2. Put keys in trouser pocket (your a man, you have deep pockets for reasons, keys being one, chewingum, and wallet is another)
3. If you can\'t reduce your keys ask your company to invest in magnetic security doors.
You'll thank me for it
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