What a lazy, fucked up, annoying noise. Every time I hear some fearful oik droing on I shudder.
You sound you're being strangled whilst gargling whiskey or Tennants Super. Which is probably what would be happening if you were in your block of flats in Glasgow instead of emptying my bins.
And why is it, the further South you come, the strong your accent becomes? What the fuck is that all about? Some sort of "I'm Scottish and proud bullshit"? You ought to be embarrased. You sound stupid and inwardly, we're all laughing at you.
Bob Scratchett
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Comments
Soaps declared:Listen, the language was spread before the widespread use of television. So of course we made it our own. Simon cowell would be impressed. English Cunt.
TheBigMan qipped:
I wana know why u keep callin us "Jocks"? WTF im pretty sure thats bollocks anaw. You never been to newcastle? or liverpool? or fuckin birmingham? women wi a brummie accent sound as thick as pig shit! and i'd know cos according to you i live in it.
what the fuck is cricket all about qipped:
Cricket. England get pumped and for some stupid reason its a draw. What a pish game. No wonder English like it because it makes them look better than they are. World Cup 66 - cheating bastards.
maverick qipped:
Pretty much every cunt in Jockoland is either an alcoholic or a heroin addict. Why the fuck do they have to come to England anyway? You dont find many of us up there because we hate the fucking place and fucking hate them. But the come here, generally make fuck all of their lives and end up frightening children in my local park off their tits on Super Tennants. Cunts.
maverick had the audacity to say:
''what the fuck is cricket all about blurted:
Cricket. England get pumped and for some stupid reason its a draw. What a pish game. No wonder English like it because it makes them look better than they are. World Cup 66 - cheating bastards.'' - This coming from a cunt who's cunting country 'tosses the caber' for a sport. Jock twats.
Adolf Hitler had the audacity to say:
What a bitter little cunt we have here! what's his problem with the scots? get a life you sad little sassanach, prick.
Golgarach decided to say:
Scots are trash!!!
Either Alchies or addicts. Generally all leaches, sponging from these liberal EU rules recently established. Why the hell do English have to pay uni fees and the English don't?
Scum, the lot of them.
Ani declared:
Bob you got this one wrong, Scottish is not a language, no it's a fucking throat disease!