It has hills and a few lakes. Apart from that it's shite.
You call a lake a 'loch'. It's widely known this is because you don't have the brain power to say 'lake'. 'Loch' is just a grunt, not a proper word.
It rains all the time, it's fucking freezing and it's full of Scottish people.
The Romans built the wall to ensure that the average IQ of England didn't fall through the floor. They took a good look at you and your shitty little country and thought "fuck that, it's full of cunts and there's nothing there worth having". So even hundreds of years ago, even the Italians had your number.
Bob Scratchett
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TheBigMan bellowed:Aww wits wrong son was ur mummy scottish and she didn't give u a suck of her big juicy titties an noo u dnt like us? well i had a suck and i can see why ur upset, Best titties i've ever sucked!
andrew mackay blurted:
haha
i think this imbecile has issues with us scots, i wonder why.
Maybe he's one of these scots who moved to england when he was young and got bulliied so much that he now hates his country.
maverick screeched:
Jocks are all cunts. Hadrian had the right idea.
G rushed to reply with:
Haha - Bob, I think you are definitely a virgin... no doubt about it.
hope you get your hole soon, the bitterness must be eating you up inside.
erryberry declared:
bob, seriously get a life, scotland is one of the most beautiful places on earth and isle of mann and berwick upon tweed used to belong to us but your ancestors stole it from us, why are you such a bitter cunt, and the word loch probably comes froma gaelic or scots word and peolple say that homo's orginated from alba and that is true but we sent them all down south to your craphole and called it england, england has a crap hisitory full off defeats and shit ours is well better
Ani screeched:
Hadrian should have anihilated the fuckers when he had the chance, little did he know that centuries later the fuckers would have spread all over the planet like vermin.
Harry exclaimed:
Hello
What has triggered this hatred of Scotland, its culture and its people? I am entirely sure most reasonable people would consider it irresponsible and even reprehensible to deprecate and criticise an entire group of people based on particular interactions and exposure to what I believe must be limited information.
It would be very interesting to discover the reasoning behind the rhetoric.