You couldn't make this shit up but another 'famous' Scottish export isn't fucking Scottish.
It's either Irish or from the Middle East but certainly not Scottish.
The only reason you horrible bastards got into it is because it blots out the shite that is your life.
Bob Scratchett
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Soaps had the audacity to say:Whisky makes me puke, can't stand the stuff. Either that or I've got an ulcer.
onky declared:
well bob i gotter hand it to you you ken your scotsman down to a tee you must have livid here for a while the thing thats gets me i can buy there whisky down in london cheeper than the robbing bastards up here .
we should have built a wall round scotland 50ft high then fillid it with water
ha ha