For this past week I’ve been starting half an hour earlier just because YOU asked it. Usually sending me a txt message around 9 P.M. and not even thinking twice if I’m already in bed or not. Yesterday I even started AN HOUR earlier. Been skipping lunch so I could continue working because YOU asked it. I’ve been here the whole month, on time just as you requested.
But oh god, forbid that today I’m 20 minutes late. After the 3 hours overtime spread throughout the day yesterday I was tired and slept through my alarm. I arrive and look for you, the idiot, nowhere to be found. Probably on the shitter again, fat cunt. I give up and sit down at my desk and get to work, half an hour later "Fat Cunt" comes up to me and says “THE WHOLE PLANNING IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I could fire you, YOU KNOW?!”
That’s what I get.

Me, the one that doesn’t take a break every hour to have a smoke or drink a cup of coffee, the one that didn’t ask his over hours the first 6 months, I don’t even ask them DOUBLE like some people here, I don’t take a piss against his material like my other colleagues (Cool place, right?). I don’t call him names in his face and me, the one that puts his paperwork in order even though it’s a fucking mess.
That’s what I get. Nice, just nice.
My boss is carved out of the cheapest, most hollow wood available.


Giovanni