by jixi

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Preferential treatment to fit birds

Ok, here's the deal. You've got some tall, dark geezer from sales who's doing a presentation to their most important customer in 20 minutes who needs a power adapter for their laptop or you've got this 33 year old MILF who can't login to her Facebook account.

If you even need to think about who gets your valuable time first, then you really ought to talk to your manager. The MILF gets it. Every. Single. Time.

If the Hugh Grant lookalike gives you any shit then unplug his network cable at random intervals during the day for the next 3 weeks. He'll then realise who's boss and won't fuck with you again. It serves him right anyway, he's a cunt.

jixi
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