Obviously the IT policy document that you drew up means that every fucker is on the equivalent of a 2400 baud modem and can't see shit.

You on the other hand have your 20mb SDSL line for your Wazez and online gaming. Don't give that sort of power to anyone unless you either want to bang 'em or they're gonna help you in your bid to do fuck all for the rest of your career.

So, if the fat bird asks why she can't have MSN, make her beg. It will make you feel good about yourself that you're being nice to a munter and she might tell her fit mate. Fit mate will then ask you nicely if she can have MSN - obviously you'll need her MSN address and password to test it which means you can read her emails. You can then understand what's going on in her life and subsequently slyly drop into MSN conversations that you too have just come out of a long and painful break-up and you're feeling emotionally drained which is, funnily enough, just how she feels - all that sorta bollocks.

Remember, it's all about abusing your position so make the most of it.

jixi