To impress your colleagues why don't you dream some shit up and try to get users to use it?

How about when Excel crashes just before month end tell them all that it's probably nanobots in the DIMM silos? Or how about a faulty WetWare interface?

Just try to make it so that they use that term regularly so when the come in to the IT office and say "my modem crank handle has broke again" that everyone in the office titters and they feel insignificant.

jixi