Man and Wife in Bed.
Man farts and shouts "One Nil!"....
Wifey squeezes one out and shouts "ONE ALL!".
When it gets to 2 each the man farts, follows through and shits the bed.
Wife say "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?".
The block replies "Half time, swap sides!".
Mattyb
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Mattyb bellowed:I'd hate to see a throw in.