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Paddy walks past a new pub...

Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign in the window.

"Pies 50p"
"Wank 10p"

He couldn't believe his luck, he goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her "Are you the one that gives wanks?"
"Yes" shes repiles.
"Well wash yer fecking hands, I want a pie!"

Mattyb

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