Why can't I have been born with blond hair so I wouldn't look like a trap every two days if I don't shave.

These blond hair bum-fluffions do get away with such a lot. They don't have chest hair, leg hair, ass crack hair. Nothing.

Ah well, at least I know when the next ice age comes around you blond bum boys are going to get pretty damn chilly.

Ha Ha, who has the last laff now.

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