by jixi

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Does my bum look big in this?

The real answer is :

"Yes. It's fucking massive. Your figure went South as soon as you married me you idle bitch."

A better answer would be :

"Looks great! I can't wait to get you home and fuck you right up it."

Hmm, not sure about that one so how about :

"Yeah, you look great, love. Why don't you try those others to see if you like thos as well? Have both pairs - you're worth it"



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