Why is every fucker brilliant at it? Why is it, face to face, that the 20 rounds from my Uzi do nothing to him but his 1 shot from the Glock kill me instantly and horribly - what's that all about?

Why, when I turn a corner and come face to face (again) with another mong, is it that he shoots me despite facing the other way - why the FUCK is that?

How is it that the shotgun has effective range of 1.2 miles in the hands of others but is as effective as bad breath and foul language in mine?

What's the logic of the gun game? The more kills you get, the better gun you get. Another way of phrasing that would be that the better you are the more advantage you get so you're even better. Wank.

Why do people punish for TK right away? How about giving us chance to say "sorry". And why, when someone else has been turned into a bomb to I stick to them like shit to a blanket?

Why is my knife as much use as a rubber chicken yet theirs is like a light sabre from the year 2932.

Why can't I jump on boxes?

Why am I shit at this game....?

God