Oh Angelna, I love thee so.

With your lovely lips, fantastic eyes and those breasts...oh those breasts. I even like the fact you're slightly bonkers - you'd be a great shag, just like me.

I bet Brad is boring - he can't be good looking and be a great shag - that'd be too much.

I bet he suffers from PE right? Not me love, I'd give you 120 seconds of the best.

If you're ever at a lose end, add me to your MSN and I'll cyber the little pants off ya baby.

Your biggest fan. Stan.