Alright, alright, calm down, calm down aaaahh kid.

That Gartside is a fkn scally, like. He gives me 14 games, do you know what a' mean, 14 fkn games to get this bunch of meatheads playing footy, like.

We were up against 14 very, very good teams and we had a lorra lorra chances. I'm confident that I'll get the time to develop the team.... oh fk, old habits die hard.

I've not said "football club" very often. Football club, football club, football club, football club, football club. There, that's better.

That Gary Speed is a cunt.

Calm down,

Sammy Lee
(Staring in "Puss in Boots" at Blackpool Pier this Christmas)

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