God knows why I bought this car. I didn't really like Metros anyway and this one had been in a smash so was twisted to fuck. I paid £850 for it and spent another £350 trying to get sub-frames sorted and god knows what else. I part exchanged it for my next car - the Astra MkII SR.

When I part ex'd it the garage owner looked at me in the eye and said "That Metro is ok isn't it?" - "Yes, tip top" I lied. Even at the tender age of 18 I could skank a car dealer... that wasn't the last time I had one over on a dodgy dealer.

Arfer Daley