It goes without saying that you only defrag MILF and fit birds computers. You can't leave it unattended so you have a reason to talk to her about the shit you read in her Hotmail yesterday.
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Have very cool MSN emoticons
Slag off Microsoft products
Make words up and get users to use them
Screensavers and desktop wallpaper are banned
Never admit to not knowing what the fault is
Go to Starbucks as often as possible
Internet access and custom firewall rules are for mates and birds
Say internet speak acronyms as words
How to fuck up fuckers that have fucked with you
Drive out of the carpark like a fucking lunatic
Wear the same shirt for 5 days
Smoke lots
You must have the best PC in the company
Looking absolutely fucked is a good thing
Try not to leave your chair
A messy server room is a "good thing"
Preferential treatment to fit birds
Acronyms are fucking cool. Fact.
Swear as much as possible
Chewed fingernails
Comedy tie
Wear your Blackberry AND mobile on your belt
Leave PC's lying around with the case off
Always use keyboard shortcuts
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