You've got shit to do, fires to put out and major league fragging to do so don't fuck about - thrash your Corsa like a fucking company car, dude.
Make sure your windows are down and you've got Crazy Frog so loud it's almost inaudible.
Obviously your car will look utterly disgusting 'cos you don't have time to fuck about cleaning cars FFS (you can use that as well) but that adds to the allure.
jixi
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QipBox HomeDo defrags regularly for fit birds
Have very cool MSN emoticons
Slag off Microsoft products
Make words up and get users to use them
Screensavers and desktop wallpaper are banned
Never admit to not knowing what the fault is
Go to Starbucks as often as possible
Internet access and custom firewall rules are for mates and birds
Say internet speak acronyms as words
How to fuck up fuckers that have fucked with you
Drive out of the carpark like a fucking lunatic
Wear the same shirt for 5 days
Smoke lots
You must have the best PC in the company
Looking absolutely fucked is a good thing
Try not to leave your chair
A messy server room is a "good thing"
Preferential treatment to fit birds
Acronyms are fucking cool. Fact.
Swear as much as possible
Chewed fingernails
Comedy tie
Wear your Blackberry AND mobile on your belt
Leave PC's lying around with the case off
Always use keyboard shortcuts
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