by jixi

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Slag off Microsoft products

Make it clear to everyone that will listen that you detest all things from Redmond (make sure you tell people that Redmond is where Microsoft is as well - you could refer to them as "those cunts over at Redmond" to make yourself appear intelligent and dangerous).

Leave no room for that doubt that if you had your way, everyone would use Linux (a particularly rare build that only runs on Sharp calculators and Mega Drives). Tell them that it's so much more secure, so much faster and that even an idiot (make it clear you mean idiots like them) could use it.



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