You're in a high pressure environment. Time is tight. Deadlines are creeping up so people expect, nay WILL, you to swear loudly at any moment.

Here's a few examples for you to consider :

"Oh how shit are those cunts at Redmond?!?"

"Why the FUCK must we use Apple Wankintosh?!"

"Those bastard bean counters won't let us upgrade your RAM or your HD space so I'm going to have to do some serious SHIT to sort your MDB problem"

"[insert IT colleague name here] is such a cunt. Why the fuck didn't he just do a quick defrag and scandisk"


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