My sides are splitting. Again, it\'s not even Scottish!
Experts say that it is a Scandinavian dish that was introduced when they came over to take a look at your piss poor country.
The word \'haggis\' is derived from Norman French for crying out loud. Haggis is as Scottish as escargot.
It was created when people lived in mud huts.... perhaps that\'s why the Scottish still eat it.
It tastes foul, looks foul and is as relevant as eating pigs trotters. It\'s just bollocks.
Oh, and this shit it about being served with "neeps and tatties" - you thick bastards. We're grown-ups, we don't need baby talk.
Bob Scratchett
Qip Rating: 4 
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Soaps qipped:You eat black sauage, we eat sheeps gut.
Cunt!
Soaps rushed to reply with:
I meant black pudding
TheBigMan decided to say:
Who gives a fuck wit you think ya twat, bet you havent got the balls to say it to our faces, cos ye know i'd knock ten shades of shit oot ye!
maverick screeched:
''Who gives a fuck wit you think ya twat, bet you havent got the balls to say it to our faces, cos ye know i'd knock ten shades of shit oot ye!'' - This stupid, jock cunt obviously hasnt watched the ending of Braveheart. Skirt wearing cock.
naescottish decided to say:
bob snatchface is a pure fanny a smelly cunt at that, well i hate haggis and yer maw