It's just an efemminate pattern, nothing more. You go about it like it's some sort of big deal but it's not.
No-one gives a toss (sic) about your gay, 80's shit. We don't care that it's your "family tartan" - we've got family piles but do we shout about it? Quite.
Did you know, Jock, that the earliest tartan found was actually in England? No, you thought it was Falkirk and you're wrong. Look it up if you can read.
So, fact of the day, the English had tartan first but fucked it off to you inbreds up the hills. You thought it was some great sign of heritage and all that but it's just something we didn't like and thrown away. Ha!
Bob Scratchett
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Soaps decided to say:Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't tartan invented before the 80's.
The McClouds where wearing it in all of the highlander films.
I like it when fit birds wear little pleated tartan skirts that ride up their bum. Any one else has any good uses for tartan.
TheBigMan blurted:
if u hate us so much why not tell a scotsman to his face? cos ur a pussy thats why. But i think its hilarious that u dnt like us cos hate is the closest thing to love. the feeling is mutual.
Cransti decided to say:
I need to get myself a Campbell tartan. They had the right idea