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Scottish Cow

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a p...
 
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The devil walks into a crowed bar

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied wit...
 
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Poor Drinker

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender look...
 
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Are you the manager

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She...
 
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Hungry Monkey

A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet sto...
 
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Irish Mans Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end ...
 
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Murphy sells his house

Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. ...
 
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Paddy and Murphy go to work in a sawmill

Paddy and Murphy landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before mor...
 
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Man & Wife in bed

Man and Wife in Bed. Man farts and shouts "One Nil!".... Wifey squee...
 
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LIttle lad wonders in on his mum and dad having sex

Little lad wonders in on his mum and dad having sex. His dad laughs a...
 
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Old lady goes to the Docs

Old lady goes to the Docs and says she want Viagra for her husband. ...
 
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Paddy walks past a new pub...

Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign in the window. "Pies 50p...
 
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Paddies cows have bluetongue

Paddy was shocked to hear that all of the cows on the farm had bluetou...
 
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