Flying in the face of popular opinion, here's my list of TV shows that I think are just shite.
 | Battlestar GalacticaBattlestar Galactica the original was loads better, even the special e... | |
| Basil BrushThe worlds worst puppet character ever, yep even more annoying that em... | |
| HollyoaksIt's like some sort of YTS scheme for fit actresses. Shit plots, shock... | |
| EmmerdaleClearly never the same since Seth died or whatever. It seems the pr... | |
| Big brotherI think the producers are now just having a laugh. The selection cr... | |
| Deal or no dealI think it says more about the general population than it does about T... | |
| X FactorBoring, boring, boring. Simon "80's flat top and clown trousers" n... | |
| Location, location, locatzzzzz"All you do is paint the walls neutral colours, a rug here, a print th... | |
| That one where they show the kids when they're olderWTF. Kids do eat shit. It's part of being a kid but to base the rest o... | |
| That one where the old tart looks at your pooOh FUCK OFF you moaning old witch. Of course we all eat shit, that'... | |
| Top Gear80's throwback Clarkson with his tired cliches, little Hammond with hi... | |
| The National LotteryWhat an embarassment. It's meant to be some sort of entertainment but ... | |
| Desperate housewifesThere's one reason and one reason only to watch this. For the shagging... | |
| CasualtyRight, so it's about doctors and nurses shagging or falling out with s... | |
| 24 The SeriesI've never seen this but it's probably shite. Keifer (what sort of ... | |
| EastendersWas only any good when there was some low level gangster shit going on... | |
| Coronation StreetIf there was ever a waste of anyone's life it's this boring shite. ... | |
| LostIt's pointless. It's just so going to end with it being about it being... | |
| South ParkWTF. Silly little noises and strange animation. Lots of silly "in j... | |
| The SimpsonsThat's right. At number one is the fkn Simpsons. I'm not saying it'... | |