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Beer callipers

Imaginary leg splints with the aid of which wankered stragglers making...
 
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Beer goggles

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attrac...
 
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Sink a few U boats

To pass a stool, as if dropping depth charges.
 
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jizzbags

Scrotum; dingly danglies
 
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vedgie

A vaginal wedgie. Also known as splitting the twix.
 
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camel's foot

Of leggings and tight jeans, those mounds and crevices generated in a ...
 
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ColleyWobble

To have a wank whilst watching people have sex, in a cannock chase car...
 
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