Tartan this, haggis that, fuck off Jock.
 | Ecosse stickers on carsWhat the fuck, how stupid is that? To announce your Country of origin ... | |
| A Nation of ShiteShite weather, Shite history, Shite economy, Shite facilities where ev... | |
| Best page on the WebThis is one of the best pages I have ever seen on the Web, definately ... | |
| Paisley designIs it fuck, Scottish soldiers stole the design from the poor shawl mak... | |
| A Nation of refereesWhat the fuck is wrong with these argumentative twats, anything anyone... | |
| The Industrial Revolution, Telephone, Television, Penicillin, EconomicsWhy did those horrible scots have to burden us all with the creation o... | |
| Loch Ness MonsterYou sad bastards. For years you've gone on about a monster that only e... | |
| Celtic vs RangersWhat a complete load of bollocks. It's just a local derby, no differe... | |
| Saint AndrewDo you know the history? Do you? Then you'll know that there's fuck ... | |
| Tossing the caberHow sophisticated. Let's see how far we can throw a tree. Barbarians. | |
| WhiskyYou couldn't make this shit up but another 'famous' Scottish export... | |
| HaggisMy sides are splitting. Again, it\'s not even Scottish! Experts s... | |
| Burns nightCelebrating a poet?! How fucking gay is that? It's just another ex... | |
| BagpipesFantastic. Another thing for the Scots to go on about... but they're ... | |
| ScotlandIt has hills and a few lakes. Apart from that it's shite. You call... | |
| The languageWhat a lazy, fucked up, annoying noise. Every time I hear some fearful... | |
| The tartan armyI've never read such bollocks in all my life. 'Oh, there's the love... | |
| TartanIt's just an efemminate pattern, nothing more. You go about it like i... | |